Children
CHILDREN THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 1. You spend the first two years of their lifeteaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and BE QUIET.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for keeping your own children.
3. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,they usually repeat word for wordwhat you shouldn't have said.
4. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
5. We childproofed our homes,but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids.They will choose yournursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSIONAND YOU GET A HEADACHE,DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
# posted by Caroline @ 12:46 pm
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