Jesus is Watching!
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He used his flashlight to look around for valuables. As he was putting a CD-player into his sack, he heard a strange, disembodied voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
Hearing nothing more, he shook his head, and then began pulling the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires. Again he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Frantically he shone his flashlight around the darkened room until the beam came to rest on a parrot in a cage.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot confessed. "I was trying to warn you."
"Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller Jesus"
# posted by geoff @ 1:03 pm
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