Churchy Humour
Some people like this sort of stuff, especially our mate Graeme Forbes (who we thank or blame, as the case may be):
There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lot, so they put up a sign:
CHURCH CAR PARKING - FOR MEMBERS ONLY,
TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED!
which took care of the problem!
"How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?" (AAAGH!!!)
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives" (one to get up the noses of all those anti-scripture types)
"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." (and one for the more works-based types - often one and the same as the above category, actually)
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." (but my football team doesn't!)
"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" ----- (U R)
"In the dark? Follow the Son."
"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
With apologies to all those who cringe at some of these, in the interests of others who have a good chuckle!
# posted by geoff @ 11:01 am
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